Introducing... Me!
Jackson Catson: In Living Fur!
I Am A Persian
(I Was Named After Jack Nicholson Since We Both Share The Same Sneer)
Being A Persian Means I Have No Nose Or Profile!
(I Am Still Beloved by Beautiful Banana Janna and Fat Boy Dave, Though I'm Undecided About Them)
My Mustasche Is A Real Beaut, Eh?
(Why, I Have A Better Goatee Than Blubber Boy Boles!)
My 3 Favorite Things
1. Eating Anything On The Kitchen Floor That's Been Sitting There For Over 2 Weeks
2. Taking A Weekly Bath (NOT!)
3. Showing Off My One Black Toe
(See Evidence In FBI Surveillance Photo Below)
(That Bulge You See Is Jelly Roll Dave's Stomach -- He Says It Isn't Fat... He Says It's Undeveloped Muscle.)
Copyright © 1996 by David Boles